MONSTER COMICS Metamorphosized Blob

HEY APATHY! MONSTER COMICS! When that weird patron Blackbeard hired me to do a series of portraits involving a number of unusual acquaintances of his, I figured the gig would be problematic but needed the money. He said that I was perfect for the job because of the speed and skill he'd seen displayed during one of my street art performances. He also mentioned that there was much sense to my nonsense and that I was the only illustrator suitable. I went to the top floor of the Bank of ——— office as per his instructions. I was told that there was an executive situated there who had to be part of the series. "There will be no trouble getting in and you'll know him when you see 'im" said Blackbeard. And he was right. I'd assumed it was going to be Mr ——– of recent television fame for his involvement in some questionable fiscal practices resulting in the closure of a South American factory and subsequent civil unrest. And I was also right. However it was not the recognisable Mr ———- face or welcome which gave it away for when I reached the top floor there was absolutely no one else there. In fact Mr —————-'s desk was overturned and a large fleshly blobish man slug was sweating profusely in the back of the dishevelled office. I think it was trying to scream or possibly plea for help. As it attempt the to vocalise something that I'll never know, a mushy green slop dripped from the insides of it's mouth. I drew quickly and dashed for that's all I'm paid to do, but I know as well as you, that the wet paper suffocating and swelling the wretched Mr. ———– from within was a mass of $10 bills equalling in amount of his entire great fortune soaked in his internal physic. Damn that was gross. more comics and art at

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About heyapathy

HEY APATHY! is an ongoing artistic investigation into the monstrous metropolis, the people, and the mechanics of being. Alternative Comics, surreal ink drawings, strange stories, street painting, murals and animation. Mike Parsons live in Toronto and draws lots of pictures.
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